Almost Interesting

Adam: “OK, so God told me I’m supposed to name you.”
Moose: “But I already have a name. It’s Bullwinkle.”
Adam: “I already named the other guy ‘Bull’, so that won’t do.”
Moose: *sigh* “Very well, then. What did you name that annoying one over there?”
Adam: “That one’s a goose.”
Moose: “Can you name me ‘Mega-Goose’? Maybe that’ll shut him up. They keep honking and biting everybody’s noses.”
Adam: “I’ll take your comment into consideration. Maybe moose?”
Moose: “So my family can be called the ‘Meese’?”
Adam: “Hardly! What kind of name is ‘meese’?!”
Moose: “But they’re called ‘geese’, right?”
Adam, annoyed, just stares at the moose.

At 6:19 PM today, I got a text message from an unknown Las Vegas area code number.

702-55*-****: “BREAKING NEWS!!!! Obama said he can’t fix our economy, but he can nigger rig it!!!”
Me: “Is that you, Strom Thurmond? I didn’t know they had cell phone towers in Hell.”
702-55*-****: “Haha”

I showed my sister the text and she thought it was funny.

Update: My brother’s fiancee sent it. She thought it was funny, too. Mind that the only reason someone can find something funny is if they find a kernel of truth in it.